1. cottoncandyandcupcakes: prettiest-thing-i-ever-stole: appleznbananaz:michaeljosephcano: So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she was like BRAND and I was like seriously I don’t care get me fucking hannah montana for all I care, cause I’m a smartass like that, and her, also being a smartass, brings this shit home to me. My fucking mother. No one angers me more. … You fucking asked for it, bro. Shit’s hilarious. Oh jeezus, I’ll never not reblog this. Funny shit, man.   amazing!

    cottoncandyandcupcakes:

    prettiest-thing-i-ever-stole:

    appleznbananaz:michaeljosephcano:

    So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she was like BRAND and I was like seriously I don’t care get me fucking hannah montana for all I care, cause I’m a smartass like that, and her, also being a smartass, brings this shit home to me. My fucking mother. No one angers me more.

    … You fucking asked for it, bro. Shit’s hilarious.

    Oh jeezus, I’ll never not reblog this. Funny shit, man. 

     amazing!

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